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twitter.com/Steffi_Alexa:

    Hahahahaha.

    Since iOS 8, there’s a delay in making calls and it’s getting super annoying because it makes it look like the attempt failed.

    Screw you Apple, I’m going to the dark, Android side on like Monday.

    (All my posts on Monday will probably be gibberish with the new keyboard apologies in advance).

    — 4 hours ago with 1 note

    Argh I got a client’s house and they weren’t there as the spare key was missing so I couldn’t clean their house.

    It’s not so much missing out on the money that annoys me (it’s my lowest paying client at just £12), it’s the fact that they didn’t tell me - I could have had a lie in or rearranged my other client and been done with work earlier.

    — 4 hours ago
    #steph's adventures in job land 
    tonic-in-the-rain:

doebabe:

the more you look at this gif the more it moves

Pretty sure this is my kind of party.


I’m not wearing my glasses where the fuck did they all appear from

    tonic-in-the-rain:

    doebabe:

    the more you look at this gif the more it moves

    Pretty sure this is my kind of party.

    I’m not wearing my glasses where the fuck did they all appear from

    (Source: lamorbidezza, via terrasigillata)

    — 13 hours ago with 15047 notes
    fixyourwritinghabits:

tyvianred:

tyvianred:

degeneratelowlife:


Heads up…


WARNING:
THIS INFOGRAPHIC WILL GET YOU KILLED IF YOU THINK THAT’S ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW
HAVE SOME PICTURES:
THIS IS AN EDIBLE BOLETE: (THE FIRST ONE)

It is a king bolete one of the TASTIEST EVER it’s even sold in STORES
this is a DEATHLY POISONOUS BOLETE: 

it’s called SATAN’S BOLETE oh look how it’s shaped like the first one oooooh
OH AND THIS IS CALLED A DEATH CAP:

THE SECOND ONE IS PRETTY MUCH RIGHT, FLY AGARICS WILL DEFINITELY KILL YOU
BUT SO WILL MOST GILLED MUSHROOMS
AND IF YOU’RE REALLY SO FUCKING DESPERATE THAT YOU WILL WANDER THROUGH THE WOODS LOOKING TO GET HIGH ON SOME SHROOMS, HERE ARE SOME OTHER SPINDLY MUSHROOMS THAT WILL ALSO KILL YOU

THIS IS AN INKY CAP, IF YOU EAT IT WITH EVEN A BIT OF ALCOHOL IN YOU, YOU WILL DIE

THIS IS AMANITA BISPOREGERA, IF YOU EAT IT, YOU WILL DIE

THIS IS AMANITA VIROSA, ALSO CALLED THE DESTROYING ANGEL, AND FOR A MOTHERFUCKING REASON: IF YOU EAT IT, YOU DIE
HERE ARE SOME OTHER EXAMPLES, ASSHOLES
THIS IS EDIBLE:

THIS WILL KILL YOU

THE POINT I’M TRYING TO MAKE HERE IS DON’T GO BY A FUCKING INFOGRAPHIC YOU FOUND ON THE INTERNET IF YOU WANT TO GET HIGH
JUST SPEND THE MONEY ON SOME FUCKING MUSHROOMS*
*IF YOU ARE STUPID ENOUGH TO GO LOOKING FOR PSILOCYBINS, KEEP IN MIND THEY ONLY GROW ON OR IN DUNG/SHIT/FECES/EXCREMENT AND DON’T THINK THAT IF IT’S GROWING A FOOT AWAY IT’S THE SAME THING, IT’S NOT
I WOULD NOT SHIT YOU ON THIS TUMBLR
I WOULD NOT

here is my infamous mushroom post. god. i’m so glad the original post wasn’t mine, the notes would’ve driven me insane

seriously guys don’t die


If in doubt, don’t fucking eat it.

    fixyourwritinghabits:

    tyvianred:

    tyvianred:

    degeneratelowlife:

    Heads up…

    WARNING:

    THIS INFOGRAPHIC WILL GET YOU KILLED IF YOU THINK THAT’S ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW

    HAVE SOME PICTURES:

    THIS IS AN EDIBLE BOLETE: (THE FIRST ONE)

    image

    It is a king bolete one of the TASTIEST EVER it’s even sold in STORES

    this is a DEATHLY POISONOUS BOLETE: 

    image

    it’s called SATAN’S BOLETE oh look how it’s shaped like the first one oooooh

    OH AND THIS IS CALLED A DEATH CAP:

    image

    THE SECOND ONE IS PRETTY MUCH RIGHT, FLY AGARICS WILL DEFINITELY KILL YOU

    BUT SO WILL MOST GILLED MUSHROOMS

    AND IF YOU’RE REALLY SO FUCKING DESPERATE THAT YOU WILL WANDER THROUGH THE WOODS LOOKING TO GET HIGH ON SOME SHROOMS, HERE ARE SOME OTHER SPINDLY MUSHROOMS THAT WILL ALSO KILL YOU

    image

    THIS IS AN INKY CAP, IF YOU EAT IT WITH EVEN A BIT OF ALCOHOL IN YOU, YOU WILL DIE

    image

    THIS IS AMANITA BISPOREGERA, IF YOU EAT IT, YOU WILL DIE

    image

    THIS IS AMANITA VIROSA, ALSO CALLED THE DESTROYING ANGEL, AND FOR A MOTHERFUCKING REASON: IF YOU EAT IT, YOU DIE

    HERE ARE SOME OTHER EXAMPLES, ASSHOLES

    THIS IS EDIBLE:

    File:Chanterelle.jpg

    THIS WILL KILL YOU

    File:Mallorca Mushroom.jpg

    THE POINT I’M TRYING TO MAKE HERE IS DON’T GO BY A FUCKING INFOGRAPHIC YOU FOUND ON THE INTERNET IF YOU WANT TO GET HIGH

    JUST SPEND THE MONEY ON SOME FUCKING MUSHROOMS*

    *IF YOU ARE STUPID ENOUGH TO GO LOOKING FOR PSILOCYBINS, KEEP IN MIND THEY ONLY GROW ON OR IN DUNG/SHIT/FECES/EXCREMENT AND DON’T THINK THAT IF IT’S GROWING A FOOT AWAY IT’S THE SAME THING, IT’S NOT


    I WOULD NOT SHIT YOU ON THIS TUMBLR

    I WOULD NOT

    here is my infamous mushroom post. god. i’m so glad the original post wasn’t mine, the notes would’ve driven me insane

    seriously guys don’t die

    If in doubt, don’t fucking eat it.

    (via terrasigillata)

    — 13 hours ago with 56885 notes
    #drugs cw 
    Yeah I’m not planning on swimming with my phone (I have an underwater MP3 player so honesty can’t think of a reason I’d need my phone). I’m just scared of dropping my phone down the loo. I love using my phone on the loo because I’m gross.

    Yeah I’m not planning on swimming with my phone (I have an underwater MP3 player so honesty can’t think of a reason I’d need my phone). I’m just scared of dropping my phone down the loo. I love using my phone on the loo because I’m gross.

    — 14 hours ago
    #I love waterproof things 

    rozmaringanne replied to your post “Whooooops may have caved and entered into a new phone contract. I’m…”

    im so jealous of waterproof

    Mmm, we’ll see how actually waterproof it is. It’s not the Sony waterproof one - it’s the Samsung Galaxy S5 if anyone has dropped it down the loo to test it.

    — 14 hours ago with 1 note
    #rozmaringanne 

    Whooooops may have caved and entered into a new phone contract.

    I’m giving my Mum my iPhone because her brick phone is dead.

    iOS 8 was Apple’s last chance to keep me. They failed miserably. Plus my new phone is waterproof.

    — 15 hours ago with 2 notes
    #I literally only need 1 school shift a week on top of my cleaning to afford this and my tuition so  #plus I have some savings that if needed I can dip into if I lose a job  #But still  #these sorts of things are anxious big decisions  #and always get me worried that I've made a HORRIBLE error of judgement 

    There’s a Halloween themed charity hike taking place on the woods near me and I am sooo tempted to register.

    Local peeps - anyone interested?

    — 18 hours ago
    awwww-cute:

Her car comes with a kitten holder

    awwww-cute:

    Her car comes with a kitten holder

    (via terrasigillata)

    — 18 hours ago with 19052 notes

    coolghost:

    coolghost:

    amazing that there are living humans out there who have chosen to label other groups of people “justice warriors” and align themselves as directly opposed to them. opposed to justice. look in the mirror. tell yourself “i hate justice”. do you feel like a batman villain yet.

    no!!!!! stop!!!!! please stop!!!!!!!

    You just need to stop being so eloquent and relatable, CG.

    Will this be the next moody white men? Only time will tell.

    — 18 hours ago with 1317 notes
    #I'm sorry 

    If it weren’t for chicken, I’d probably be vegetarian.

    But every time I try, chicken is there, luring me back.

    — 18 hours ago
    #and Turkey  #love me some birds  #food cw 

    Everyone seems to be having issues with the new iOS 8 keyboard but bar the love of capitals, I’ve not had many problems? It seems better than the old one to me.

    — 23 hours ago with 1 note

    The new iOS 8 keyboard really likes to capitalise doesn’t it?

    — 1 day ago